Hypertonic

Just a few more days to freedom, baby!!
Papers have been pretty alright. Haven't screwed any (yet) except for Social Studies. Everything I studied didn't come out, bummer. But thank God I could still recall some stuff I studied for prelims, and it was correct. Phew.
Date me, you guys, after 11 November! (:

Dr. Schambaugh, of the University of Oklahoma School of Chemical Engineering, Final Exam question for May of 1997. Dr. Schambaugh is known for asking questions such as, "why do airplanes fly?" on his final exams. His one and only final exam question in May 1997 for his Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer II class was: "Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for souls entering hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, then you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and souls go to hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant. Two options exist:
1. If hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.
2. If hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the quote given to me by Theresa Manyan during Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in hell before I sleep with you" and take into account the fact that I still have NOT succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then Option 2 cannot be true. Thus, hell is exothermic."
The student got the only A.

God bless!

19 Days To O Levels! So Exciting!

Will someone please tell me the name of the French movie where this girl thinks she's in love with this doctor but in actual fact, she's deluded? The doctor is married to a lawyer. She and the doctor are neighbours. She's so deluded that she tells her friends they are getting married.
Someone please please tell me!

xoxo

Your Love Is Amazing, Steady And Unchanging

Yay, Blogger's back to normal. (It had better be. I've been away for ages!).

Short update. Life's been pretty alright with the exception of a lost wallet, containing my I/C, ez-link card and $90+. Sigh. I'm 130% broke right now. Tsk. Thanks to tys, Ann, Kun and Sharms for being such sweethearts (: Much appreciated, loves.

Got back all my prelim results. A little worse than expected, especially a D7 for combined humanities (SS and Geography). L1R5: 18. Omg, go which JC!!! Really thank God for distinctions in Biology, Chemistry, Literature and English. Didn't think I was going to do well for Biology but I prayed and committed it to God, and indeed He is good. Praise the Lord.

Involved in Christmas drama this year. Parents not too happy about it and I wish serving God didn't have to be this hard; making me choose between making my parents happy and honouring God. Really considered pulling out just now. Anyway, it's still early, I'm sure they can find a replacement. Sigh.

Had a nightmare recently. I could have it made into a movie ah. Dreamt that my friend and I got kidnapped by 2 men. The men separated us and I went with the main kidnapper. He told me if I tried to escape he would remove the skin from my face. But I still tried to escape even though he tied me up. Then the scene changed to me running across the top of this very tall building with the feeling that someone is chasing me. I run faster towards this stairwell where somehow I know I'll be safe. But I hear the sound of high heels behind me. So I stop and turn around to see this thin woman with curly hair and she says, "I finally found you." I'm like, huh, and then she explains.
"2 girls were kidnapped and the police never found the other girl. It was thought that the other girl became the girlfriend of the kidnapper due to Stockholm syndrome (too much Jeffery Deaver books). The kidnapper and the girl took refuge in that stairwell over there (points to stairwell I was running to). That girl is you."
Major freak out, I jumped off the building.
In the name of Jesus I rebuke this dream that is not from You, God.
And as if to make up for that nightmare, I had a super nice dream last night. Dreamt that the whole church stayed in this one ginormous house. Btw, it's always been a dream (that'll prolly never come true) for the whole Gen Acts to stay in one big house. Hahah. Anyway, it was my birthday and the church people said they had a present for me but I had to go look for it myself. The only clue given is that my present is super obvious. Okay, so off I went hunting for my present and I found it in this huge cupboard. I got a brilliant Ferrari. HAHAHAHAHA, a Ferrari in a cupboard? Okay, but it was a very nice dream hokay...
*Lewis Hamilton won!


Ashley: (stares at Alesha's math answers) This ratio must bring to lowest form. All ratios must be reduced to the lowest term.
Ariane: Resue, reduce, recycle!!

In view of the recent economic crisis and environmental problems, I will be turning off the light at the end of the tunnel.
- God

Denial Is Not A River In Egypt. It Is A Freaking Ocean.

There is freaking something wrong with blogger's layout. But anyhoohow, I've much to say after not blogging for such a long time. I realise that simply being silent makes me notice things I've never noticed before.

Recently heard that someone was with someone and it was pretty unexpected, after knowing the events that had preceded before that. It just wasn't right. It isn't right to steal.

School has been wonderfully awesome. I like studying (: I never knew I was a mugger. Sharms, Cheryl, Vani and Ann have made school hours bearable. Thanks, babes. And so have the snails that come out, especially during rainy days! They're absolutely huge!

I was the first candidate in my group to take my English O level orals. Was really apprehensive and my voice was so husky! Anyway, the teacher wasn't the best at covering up the marks sheet. So as I was having the conversation part, I saw her write a 13/16. I thought, well, that's not too bad. Continued talking and after I spoke my last sentence, I saw her change the 13 to a 14. Like woahhhhh, thanks, God! When I walked out of the hall, my legs were shaking. From relief or tension, I don't know. Just glad that it's over.

Current new rave: Sour cream, solitaire and Grey's Anatomy.

Going to JB this Friday for a short retreat with the family, Uncle Ricky and family, Uncle Joseph and family and Uncle Wee Sing and family. These kind of short trips to Malaysia remind me of when Uncle Jeff was around. During those times, my family and I would be going up to Malacca, Malaysia around 3-4 times a year, excluding church camp. We'd have durians, good food and excellent company. Those are prolly the most memorable times with the people in my parents' cluster. All the people I grew up with... My mother is always saying she'll definitely become relatives with someone in church. Hahahah, mother.

Am I the only one having this crappy problem with blogger?!

Just A _________ Who's Getting In My Way

The layout for Blogger really weird, like the html got edited by Ariane.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I got a B4 for Chinese!! Praise the Lord! Oh, and a MERIT for oral (: I think I could've got distinction, except that my reading wasn't good. I've never gotten more than a C6 in my entire secondary school life so this is really a breakthrough. Re-taking though. Told myself that if I got a merit for oral, I'd re-take. Lao shi says there's a chance to get an A2. I told the class if I got an A1, I'm treating them to Marche. Hahaha. I'm just aiming for an A2 lah. It'll be absolutely awesome if I could use Chinese in my L1R5. I can proudly tell people I used my Chinese to get into JC :D

Admitted to A&E yesterday for banging my head on the wall. Had a raging headache behind my left eye and I felt like vomiting. I refused to be warded because I had English O level oral the next day (today). But in the end, Miss Lim told me I could take my oral on Monday since I got an MC. Oh well.

At the payment counter...
Ariane: (quite loudly) Why are they ALL wearing PINK?
Mum: Cos that's their uniform.
Ariane: Oh. I don't like pink (quite loudly too).

Lights, Camera, Action

Got new lights in my room since the previous ones were spoilt. Andrea says these look like the lights you see above pool tables. Ahah, oh well.

And Sheryl, Karen and Crystal, next time you guys can't come to my place cos I'm planning to have at least 5 cats in my house next time (:

No, the cat isn't dead -.-

Epic Battle With.....

Around 12pm, I lying in bed when I happened to look up at the wall beside my bed. There was this huge cockroach staring back at me. Normally I would have just whacked the crap outta that thing and be done with it. Except if I did that now, it would fall on my bed and I'm super particular about my bed. If anything dirty i.e. cockroach touches my bed, I change all the sheets and blankets and wash my red pillow and pig. I just changed my bedsheets 3 days ago.
Not wanting to put Mum through all that unnecessary washing, I looked for a container that I could catch the darn thing (I was planning to burn it for all the trouble it caused me). I could only find a glass container which used to be a chips dip :D Now, the room was real dark cos the lights in my room short-circuited and are really spoilt, so I didn't have any light except for my phone. Tried to catch the thing but it crawled lower down the wall, nearer my bed. Well, that pissed me off.
I moved my bed as far away from the wall as possible and brought in newspaper and Baygone. Armed, I hit the cockroach with the Baygone and newspaper. But the stupid thing escaped and ran to the head of my bed where I have a shelf which holds all my stuff. Brain wasn't really working at that time so I just sprayed Baygone over my stuff. Bummer. Then it fell into the gap between my bed and cupboard where I left a plastic bag. It dived head first into the plastic bag. Seizing the opportunity, I sprayed a huge amount of Baygone into the plastic bag and covered it with the newspaper. Yes, obviously I won this battle.
After a while, when the cockroach stopped moving around (cos it's dead) I lifted up the newsapaper, and realised there was something else in the plastic bag with the cockroach.
It was


















































It's a secret (:

Vani Said That _____ ______ Looks Like A Baby Rhino

Dione's farewell at the airport was, melodramatically heart- rending. Met up with Dione, Karen, Crystal, YiRu, YongSiang and Jeremy at Popeye's. Didn't eat cos I didn't want to aggravate my sore throat. It was almost torture, especially with the fries right in front of me. Well, took the chance to study SS and finish YongSiang's jelly beans :D Moved to food court for dessert and some funny card games. ChengHoong, Dominic and Jasmine came, then we went to the kids' corner to play Saboteur!! My favourite (: Arm wrestled with YongSiang there. It was a draw... Ahhh I can't remember what else happened or maybe I'm too lazy to put them down.

I'll miss you much much Dione God Jia Li. Don't forget that there's people in Singapore waiting for you to come back!

Had a most excellent Racial Harmony Day on Friday. I was really glad I came. Was supposed to be on MC but I wanted to come to school to enjoy my last RHD in PL (: Took many many many photos. All on Facebook. And there's something wrong with blogger; I can't upload any photos at all. There's one of my girlfriend which I absolutely love. Her enlightenment photo!

O levels coming up and I realised I work better under stress and pressure. Cos it gets rid of procrastination (: Persevere on for 11 November, 3pm!!


So beautiful.

Perhaps, Maybe, Possibly

Maybe it's because I'm sick now.
Maybe I'm pms-ing.
Maybe it's just one of my rare foul moods.

Just maybe.

I don't feel like going out, taking pictures, talking, eating or laughing. I just want to study and bury myself under my books and notes, believe it or not. Right now, I wish someone would lock me in my room with my books for a whole week, only letting me out to pee, eat, shower and brush my teeth. That'd be great. Tsk. Something's really wrong.

Maybe it's because D's going away.
Maybe I'm just going through a phase.
Maybe I should see a shrink.

Just maybe.

Sometimes Crazy's Alright

O.M.G.
Back then when my hair was about 40cm long.
Scary.
Well, now...







Ariane's haircut is awesome as well. She's really glad she got it cut cos "Daddy won't scold her for not tying her hair anymore", quote her. I think my hair is <10 cm now. Yay (:

I. Want. To. Attend. Weddings.

Chinese 'O' level oral later. Can't wait for all this to be over! (:

I guess I won't be blogging till after 'O's... Gonna study real hard after yesterday's motivational talk. I was totally psyched to study my butt off after I saw the picture of the snake baby. Google it, if you dare. I was torn between disgust and compassion for the poor thing that died almost as soon as it was born.
Feeling so motivated, I finished studying a whole theme for Geography, complete with drawings for my notes. Fell asleep not before the picture of the baby flashed through mu mind. Had to pray that it won't give me nightmares...

BYE PEOPLE! Time for oral!

The Way You Looked Last Night

Darn, I signed onto Facebook without realizing what I wrote previously. Dang.

My hair is awesome now. So glad I got it cut (: No more tying hair in the morning for school, no more going crazy over my uncooperative hair and shampoo and conditioner are going to last for longer!

Watching 'What A Girl Wants' now. Somehow, I keep trying to be someone I'm not. Supposedly, a girls are demure, gentle and sweet. My reaction? Ugh, no thank you. Duh, I'm not demure, gentle and sweet. But then, it's not easy being different. Seeing how other girls are so into girly talk and all while I'd rather play football with the guys...

Funny how people blame God for everything. May not be the God I believe in, but in general.

I'm waiting for 11 November, 1500h. No, Jesus ain't coming back on that day (how on earth would I know). It's the last day of my 'O' levels *big smile*

Had an awesome time last night with Uncle Jeff and family and the cluster. Dinner at Golden Mile Tower Hainanese Steamboat. I was so surprised that Aunty Molly managed to squeeze 4 tables out of them on a super crowded Sunday night! The place is usually packed, especially on weekends. Kids (ahh, we're forever called the 'kids' although some of us are over 16!) sat 1 table. Had a great time eating and bonding with the bunch of them. Jem, Glen, Joash, Shane, Tina, Andrea, Sean and Aprille. Though I didn't eat much, it was like the good old times when we'd always have dinner together on Sundays. Really miss those times when we'd play with the food and play stupid games. We're all growing up and I really won't be surprised if any of us 'inter-marry' *hint hint* Hahah. All these wonderful people I grew up with.

Hair, Less Of It

Ann suggested I save my hair when I cut it and give it to her so she can stick it on her head. Hah.

New Sheets

Back from an awesome church camp (: Had much fun there, especially meeting with the Lord and the awesomest Jai Ho dance!! Videos on Facebook, bloopers during rehearsals and the actual one. Facebook has all the pictures so I ain't gonna bother uploading much.
During one of the nights, a bunch of us went for supper and as we were walking through this pretty wide alley, the feeling of deja vu swept over me and it was not a very nice feeling, as if I had been here before but not in a very pleasant situation. Hmm. Could be one of my weird dreams...

Thursday.
Woke up bright and early and headed to Kranji MRT. Took public transport up cos 1, van can't go up to Malaysia and 2, Mum needed to go one day earlier cos she's in the committee. Andrea asked me, "Cheh cheh, why doesn't Daddy drop us off at Bedok MRT then we take MRT down to Kranji? Cos at Bedok there Daddy got season parking at his work place mah." I absolutely laughed my head off! Trust her to say these kind of dumb things!
Anyway, it was a quick journey up and a really comfortable one (: A & W for lunch, yum (: Cabbed down to Aldy Hotel. Had to stay there cos Renaissance didn't have any rooms available for us. Sigh. And wonder of wonders, Andrea and I got our own room!! :D Usually the whole family will be in one room and it's quite annoying staying with people in such close quarters. Headed to Renaissance around 3pm cos Mum had a committee meeting. Met Sheryl, Karen and Jem there. Celebrated Uncle Roland's birthday there, with a cake which was none-too-scrumptious and a lot of us didn't want to eat it. Kudos to those who managed to scoff it down. Hah.
Dinner, then headed back to Aldy. Showered and slept.
Thinking of you.

Friday
Woke up early to go the Renaissance cos Mum had another meeting. Went to Sheryl's room. Watched 'Waterboys', some super hilarious movie that has no ending. After that, helped to decorate the main hall for the welcome with Sheryl, Karen, Jem, Denise, Tina, Andrea and some BB boys. Had much fun pumping balloons and working out. Which reminds me, I miss netball trainings. I feel fat without them ): YongSiang!!! We need to go running okay! Anyhoohah, welcomed people with whistles. Played games and tired myself out. Wash-up and check-in after that. Dinner, then the first session on "A True Worshipper". Powerful night and the presence of the Lord was so strong. Jai Ho rehearsal with Sheryl, Dione, Karen, Denise, Tina and Andrea. Super super funny! Even had full dress! Rehearsed till about 12 am plus, then headed back to the room to sleep.
And I'll become even more undignified than this. Nothing that is hindering this passion in my soul.

Saturday
Woke up bright and early for morning devotion. Breakfast, then another session on "The Cost of Discipleship". Break and then a silly workshop that was pretty boring but credits to Jackie and Anna who put effort into it (: Lunch, followed by cluster bonding. Fear Factor for us youth, credits to Kun and guys for organising everything (: Unbelievably, my group won. Hahah. Wash-up, followed by barbeque dinner. It wasn't very good, but the service was impeccable, God bless the people there. Left early to shower and prepare for talent night.
Next session was on "Help!" Again, the same old thing about letting go and letitng God. I think I may be a closet control freak. Hah. After that was the long awaited talent night!! :D Danced my heart out and I must say all of us did a wonderful job! Shessh, I think I can pass for a real Indian. In the whole outfit, punjabi, bangles, bindi and hairstyle, it was super Indian-y.
Went for supper after that with Kun, Owen, Joshua, Shane, Lester, Sally, Denise, Tina and Andrea at a nearby roti prata shop. All of us ordered pratas and drinks. The total bill? RM 23, which comes down to about S$1 per person. Cheap! Thanks to Josh for footing the bill (: After that, headed to a provision shop to get some stuff and then Denise, Tina, Andrea and I headed to Owen, Kun and Joshua's room for games. Played 98 till about 3 am, and Ariane was with us! My back was beginning to hurt terribly... Ariane was super comical. She told all of us, quite solemnly, "Only Kun kor kor knows the password to the microwave." She was refering to the safe. HAHAH.

Sunday
Couldn't get out of bed due to my back. I was quite worried. Moreover, I was on vocalist duty... Didn't go for morning devotion. Dione came up to pray for me, and my back felt marginally better. Forced myself out of bed with much pain, washed up and headed downstairs. No time for breakfast so headed straight for rehearsal. CK duty after that with YongSiang, XinJie, Cheryl and QianYi, yayness (: It was fun and even better with those girlies and one boy to talk to :D Break, followed by another (boring) workshop.
Free time after that, whoopee! Cabbed down to Mahkota Parade with Shane, Jeremy, Ryan, Lester, Sharon, Tina and Andrea. Had Kenny Rogers for lunch. Super filling. Got to know Ryan better, and no, Dione, he's not cute. Hahaha. Got a cute top from Reject Shop, a wallet, shades, make-up, chewing gum and some other stuff I can't remember.
Back to the hotel for dinner, another session, then sharing. I didn't exactly want follow some people for night-time so I went to Kun's room. Funny that they're so much older than me and yet I feel much more comfortable with them. When I tell jokes, at least they'll laugh. More card games, and Ariane joined us again. She watched Alice In Wonderland with Joshua while Owen, Kun, Denise I played card games. Went back to sleep much earlier because of Ariane. Oh yes, Ariane walked into the toilet to pee while Kun was bathing inside. Super hilarious ah! Thank God Kun already put on his pants. HAHAHAH. Ariane is the craziest small girl ah... Slept around 1 am plus.
You're the Father to the fatherless.

Monday
Woke up early for devotion. Then breakfast, the last meal at Renaissance ): Showered and checked out. Wrote my testimony for the church camp. Had lunch with Dione, Sheryl and Sharon. Yummy lunch (: Took the church coach back. And coincidences of coincidences, tys (I'm quite tired of typing his name already) and I are on the same coach! Had a comfortable ride home. Was pretty shagged by the time I got home. Waited for Alvin to call , then hit the sack soon after.

Church camps are absolutely wonderful. I love being so close to all the people I love, all my brothers and sisters-in-Christ! I once had a dream that the whole Gen Acts stayed in one big house. And funnily, Shane was my roommate. But it wasn't too bad in the dream. At night we'd jam and then people would complain. And whenever I wanted to go out, I'd just knock on any door and ask if anyone would like to go out. And every night I'd go to Dione's room to pray with her, and sometimes a whole bunch of us would gather in the living room and have cell at night. Wouldn't that be just wonderful (:


Ariane (spotting a feather on the floor at the supermarket): Hey, look! A bird leaf!!

At dinner, Ariane said, "I have no fork and spoon." It totally sounded like something else which I can't and won't put on my blog. HAH.


I really really want some new sheets but it's not Christmas or near my birthday.

I'd really like know that I ______ .

I really need to finish my essays.

I really want a big big house where all Gen Acts people can stay in.

I'd really really really like to have a grey-striped meow meow. Or a totally black one.

I really want Jesus to come before my O levels. (But that means I'll never get married, have sex or have kids or grandchildren. I'll never become a F16 pilot or own a Lambourghini.)

Mum's On Facebook!

Standing before the monitor, Emily saw only TeeBo's body flying through the air, the child looking up at his mother. She crumpled the e-mail that she held in her hand and let it fall to the floor, knowing that her life had changed. Emily didn't know how it happened that she felt this way, or why, but, as TeeBo would have said, some things are certain: two plus two will always be four, and what is good will always exist outside the self. TeeBo had shown her that much. He'd been driven by the universal law, a simple rule that the Man on the Shroud had taught: Care for others, as you would have them care for you. He gave his life, just like all the other heroes Marley described, not for any reward, not for fear of punishment, not out of self-interest, but merely because it was the right thing to do.

"Walk Back The Cat", Pamela Binnings Ewen

Such a long long long time since I blogged! Blogger almost seems rather foreign. Goes to show how long I haven't been blogging, due to a broken down computer and MYEs.
Mid-years weren't too bad except for E Math ): Studied and practised the hardest for that subject and yet results weren't good at all. And I don't qualify for JC *double the frown* 22 points for L1R5 is pretty depressing. The few good things were that I got 2nd place in class, jumped 5 grades for Literature (I don't know how but I failed last term with a D7 but I got a distinction this time -.-), second in class for combined humanities, C5, although I failed last term. But I still don't think it's good cos I don't blody qualify for JC ): Pray, Ashley, pray.

Somebody's faith level and walk with God is such an encouragement to me (: I thank God for you in my life to keep me walking close to God and encouraging me, although you may not know it. It's wonderful how God puts these kind of people in my life, to encourage me through their lives and actions, not words. Indeed, actions do speak louder than words.

Chinese 'O' levels on Monday and I think I'll freak out on Sunday night. I haven't been writing English words since I-can't-remember-when and it felt weird writing my name on a form. Chinese characters are swimming in my head and I won't be surprised if I dream Chinese words. Sheesh, it seemed only a few months ago that I heard Rachel and Jem talking about THEIR Chinese 'O' levels. Tsk.Get through Monday and I'm a quarter way to freedom baby.

God loves you so much and is just waiting for you to allow Him to pour out His Love and blessings on you. Come to Him, just as you are because He created you this way for a special purpose. There is nothing you can do that will make Him love you less. I'm praying for you and I really hope one day, you'll know how much God loves you.

I hope you enjoyed reading this post because I really enjoyed writing it. God bless (:

26 December 2008

What a stale stale stale blog.
Well, it's awesome to know people still read (:

Got MYEs (for those who haven't been to school for > 3 years, it's Mid-year Examinations) on Monday. Can't believe it's the second last exam to 'O' levels. Time is passing so quickly and I don't feel weel prepared at all. Been studying and studying but still don't feel satisfied. Tsk.

Won't be blogging for a loooooong time. Gotta study really hard for my 9, 10 points. Will be back after 'O' levels!! (:


"With man, this is impossible. But with God, nothing is impossible."

And I Think About The Little Things That Make Life Great

Woah. My last post was on 8 April. It's 21 April now... Study study study. Amazingly, I find that I like to study. It's actually quite fun revising things I already know but have somewhat forgotten. And then it dawns on me how much I've studied in my 3 years plus of secondary school.

Biology notes: 2.5 cm thick
Chemistry notes: 2 cm thick
Chinese notes: 1.4 cm thick (See I do study Chinese okay. And I think I'm improving, right YongSiang? *smiles*)
Geography notes: 1.3 cm thick

Well, I like studying. Yay for me (:

I've got so many pictures I'd like to upload from Sec 1 Induction Camp to CIP to Ariane's unglams to lizards and the list goes on and on. Sigh. Sec 4 year is flying by so quickly. Already it's April. I'm so afraid to close my eyes for too long, cos when I open my eyes, it might be October already.

Sometimes I'd stare and wonder what went wrong.

Geez I'm already 16 and m y life in PL is coming to an end. I'm really gonna miss this stupid school and all the people in it ):


Well, gotta hit my books again. Toodles people. Love (:

Blessed Are Those Who Hunger And Thirst For Righteousness

Wonderful video. Do watch to the end (If anybody even reads this blog anymore...).

I figure nobody really reads my blog anymore... Hah.
Anyway, had to blog about one of the funniest things that happened in class during E Math. On the topic of probability, Miss Liang asked Vani to list out the 1024 outcomes for 10 coins. And Vani really believed her. HAHAHAH.


I'm feeling really excited for this coming Sunday. First time ever I'm playing such a major role. Kinda freaks me out a bit, but there's always a first for everything (: Last run-through on Saturday. Can't wait for Easter service. Excited. Gotta sleep well to get rid of eye bags and dark circles. But it seems impossible with all the revision I have to do for MYEs, which start on 4 May. Sigh.

With God, nothing is impossible.

Amen to that.

An invite to anybody who might be free on Easter Sunday morning.
Date: 12 April 2009
Time: 1030am-1130am
Venue: Singapore Expo, Halls A-F, 2nd floor

Ashley:

1. Will send her future daughter to PLMGS and her future son to a co-ed independent/autonomous school
2. Will not EVER let her future boyfriend carry her handbag unless absolutely necessary
3. Will continue to watch Barbie
4. Will not let a guy pay all the time
5. Will not dye my hair blonde
6. Will not let guys look down on me
7. Will learn how to perform magic like Criss Angel or David Blaine someday
8. Will never undergo plastic surgery
9. Will always remember my secondary schoolmates
10. Will learn how to speak Chinese properly

I'm bored.

Your imperfections make you beautifully perfect for someone like me.

Get It?

"The Babel fish," said the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, "is small, yellow and leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. (......) The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language."
"Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof for the nonexistance of God."
The argument goes something like this: ''I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, ''for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.''
''But,'' says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It would not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.''
"'Oh dear,' said God, 'I haven't thought of that,' and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic."

- Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy

Now, can anybody refute this?

You Very The Shoot Up

Awesome statement from Vani. Had photo-taking today and I was telling her how short I was in Sec1 that I sat in the front row. But in Sec 2, I moved to the back row.
So she said,

"You very the shoot up eh..."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Told her I'd blog about it. Heh.

I've been real tired these few days. Weekends don't seem like weekends anymore cos I'm up at 6am on a Saturday and at 7am on Sunday. I totally don't get enough rest and it's slowly but surely killing me and making me shorter (someone told me the less sleep you get, the shorter you become). Dark circles under my eyes are so bad I look like I've been punched. So many things to do and so little time.

Shucks, I shouldn't have committed to so many things at one go. Easter rehearsals are super draining, both with the kids and main. And since Pastor wasn't really happy with the kids' performance yesterday, deal now is to get them into shape by next Sunday, otherwise they don't perform. If they don't make it, what a waste of effort on my part, the children's and Agnes' as well. ARGHHH.

On a side note, drama is doing quite well, praise the Lord (: Timing was really good the last 2 runs and Pastor was pretty satisfied.

There's a netball Sec 1 Induction Camp this Friday and 11 of us have less than a week to plan a 2 day/1 night camp, consisting of games, night-walk, amazing race and performance. GAH. So rushed. Logistics committee is going to go mad buying all the stuff. Thank God I'm in welfare. But we're all gonna work together and help each other out (:


Did this on Facebook. Super hilarious I tell you!!

Dear ___________,
I don't know how to tell you this, [the mafia wants you]. I think I realized it [when your dwarf bit me] [when we skinny-dipped in the bathtub] and I saw you [sit on] [my knee caps]. I'm sure you're [senile] enough to understand [that you need a sex change]. I'm returning your [cut toenails] to you but I'll keep [my virginity] as a memory.You should also know that I [am better off without you] and [you should get that embarrassing itch checked].

[Best of luck on the sex change],
Aisini

HAHAHAHAH. The last sentence is awesome. And what! Cut toenails??!!! Ewww.